Friday, June 25, 2010

America in LaLaLand




Michelle  said to the Cheshire  Beck,
`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Beck.
`I don't much care where--' said Michelle.
`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Beck.
`--so long as I get somewhere,' Michelle added as an explanation.


The Mad Paul said  "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"


"Have some tax cuts," the March Armey said in an encouraging tone.
Michelle looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. "I don't see anything we can cut without increasing the deficit ,'" she remarked.
"There isn't any,'" said the March Armey.
"Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it," said Michelle angrily.

"'Off with his Social Security, Medicaid, and alcoholic beverages !'  the Queen of  Angle said, without even looking round.

“The rule is, newspapers tomorrow and newspaper yesterday – but never newspapers today.” said
 the White Queen Palin.

"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date with my dealer!" said  the White Limbaugh.




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